COOKEDHAM
Forging AI Magic in the Digital Realm
The Secretary
Your AI Private Secretary — Connected, Containerized, Completely Yours
One Container. Infinite Connections.
Secretary is a local-first AI assistant that lives in a single container. One click to run, zero external dependencies. Your data stays yours — encrypted, private, and never leaves your realm.
Universal API Gateway
Native integrations with 50+ major services and platforms
One-Click Deploy
Docker container with everything included. Run anywhere.
Privacy First
Local LLM inference. Your secrets stay in your castle.
Self-Hosted
No subscriptions. No data mining. Complete sovereignty.
The Cooked Ham Manifesto
In an age where AI is forged in corporate forges and locked behind walled gardens, we choose a different path. We are the techno-viking wizards — wielders of open-source sorcery and containerized conjurations.
Our mission is simple: democratize the digital assistant. No subscriptions. No surveillance. No surrender of your data to the cloud giants. Just pure, local AI magic that answers to you alone.
"The future is local. The future is yours."